SEX POSITIONS

Hi Y'all!!

We thought we'd come up with this new fad, which will surely spice up your sexlife, if not revolutionize sex itself.

Do not attempt any of these bold moves unless you are at least grade 2B advanced in the arts of sex. Don't know what that means? Then PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Don't be a hero. Think I'm kidding? My friend broke his arm. Also, do not mention knowledge of any of these moves to your loved one. In fact if you are in love (our deepest regrets) , don't read it at all.

Alright our hands are clean.

SKANK MATERIAL ONLY

Cum along, we'll begin...

1 - The Corkscrew
2 - The Funnel
3 - The Pile Driver
4 - The Caterpillar
5 - The Cocoon (And no, I don't mean that old ass movie with the retirement home folks)
6 - The Lawnmower
7 - The Restless Pom Pom (So many memories)
8 - The Whiteout (AKA get yourself a towel)
9 - The Slap Me Silly Sally
10 - The Forklift
11 - The Wet Slinky
12 - The Backdoor (pretty obvious... or not)
13 - The Chipped Tooth
14 - The Drunken Hitchhiker (DO NOT TAKE LITERALLY)
15 - The Reversed Pogo Stick
16 - The V neck (AKA the Slingshot)
17 - The Bricklayer (DO NOT TAKE LITERALLY EITHER)
18 - The Hello Kitty (DO NOT BE MISTAKEN, REMEMBER, JUST FOR SKANKS)
19 - The Spitting Image (That's right, it's exactly what you're thinking)
20 - The Slip n' Slide
21 - The Cat in The Hat
22 - The O.K. Corral (Only legal in Oklahoma, but we're rule breakers... It's OOOOH K!!)
23 - The Knucklehead
24 - The Fountain of Youth (MILFS ONLY. COUGARS ACCEPTED...)
25 - The Pooper Scooper (Not to be confused with "two girls and a cup". We're freaks, but that's nasty...)
26 - The B & E (One of my Favs!)
27 - The Teardrop (Objective: Make her cry.)
28 - The Noose
29 - The Purple Nurple
30- The Rump Roast
31- The 9/11 (AKA The Twin Towers.....God bless)
32- The Armaggeddon
33- The Hole in One
34- The W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass Destruction)


Further instructions will follow, for now, just use your imagination. And nothing else!

PORN MOVIE TITLES

Dear blog:
yesternight was fun!! We happened to have some free time and beer on our hands, and we also happened to have a pen and some paper that we managed to keep dry (one of us was obviously a girl) and all of our genious was poured on a paper canvas.

This list is long overdue. Here are some of our best minds at work! We would also like to thank the founders of this initiative: The excelent People Of the Raunchy Nakedness (it´s a bullshit acronym, I know, I´m hungover, you wanna step outside?)

Well, here it goes:

The list of PORN MOVIE TITLES

I got it right!!

English Titles:

1 - Snow White And The 7th Horse
2 - Good Will Humping
3 - The Raping Bull
4 - James Bondage
5 - Womb Raider
6 - The Chronicles Of Ride Dick
7 - Top Cum
8 - I Am Slammed
9 - Ben's Herd
10 - You Got Spermed
11 - You've Got Male
12 - Love Anally
13 - The Sperminator I, II and III
14 - Ramhoe
15 - The School Of Cock
16 - Cock Tail
17 - Cumming Home For Christmas
18 - Cum And Cummer
19 - A Knight's Tail
20 - Schindler's Fist
21 - The Curious Case Of Benjamin's Butt
22 - Star Whores
23 - Star Crack
24 - The Ninth Gay
25 - D - Cocks
26 - The Mates Dicks (The Matrix, you idiot)
27 - Glad He Ate Her
28 - Mast Her And Cum At Her (I know, right?)
29 - The Da Vinci Load
30 - 2001 Sperm Odissey
31 - Peter PAM!!
32 - Poke'a anal
33 - Nail It Forward
34 - Men In Blacks
35 - Hairy Potter
36 - The Cum Of All Fears
37 - I´ma Get Her
38 - Tales of The Clit
39 - Dragon Balls (no pun intended)
40 - Lake Flacid
41 - Speed Raper
42 - Seven Poundings
43 - Ride N' Glory
44 - Strip, Please
45 - A Proper Clit Now (It´s funny, Amaro!!! God!!!)
46 - Ram Some
47 - Citizens Came
48 - Cyn´s Titty
49 - Squealing Me Softly
50 - Paula's Third Teen
51 - A Bit Of Her's Mine
52 - Oh! Malone! (This one is good too, Amaro!! Drink Up!!)
53 - Black Cocks Now (Oh, this one is better? C'mon!)
54 - Austin Plow Hers
55 - Tranny's Day
56 - V for Venereal
57 - Punish Her
58 - Transporker I, II and III
59 - Stay in Private Ryan
60 - Requiem For A Cream
61 - The Internal Cum Inside of The Spotless Behind
62 - Oh, She's Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen
63 - Bang Cock Dangerous (no brainer)
64 - Died Hard (barely made it)
65 - The Humpening
66 - The Dicks Of Hazard
67 - Sweeney's Rod

Some in Portuguese:

1 - Mama a Minha
2 - John Cu
3 - Só Parto Cus
4 - A Nona Porca
5 - À Dependura nos Tintins
6 - O Aviador
7 - No Bueiro
8 - Tempestade em Falópio
9 - Rocky Bem Boa

And the cumtofruitions of The Sensational Spaniard

1 - La Zorra (El Zorro, Paulie!)
2 - Siento Un Dalmata
3 - La Guarra de Las Estrellas
4 - Folla Con Ella
5 - Carablanca

That´s it for now... We could be here all day, but I´m tired of typing, and my beer is getting flat.
If you have any idears, keep them to yourself, this is our blog, you make your own.

Tootles!
Props to my peeps. We´re outie. BAs out.

Hey Hey Hey!!

Here it is, everyone! Finally, the long awaited collection of our drunk driven ramblings will be available to you all! Everytime we get together we say the same thing: WE SHOULD TOTTALY FILM THIS"! Well, as you can imagine there is no way someone will put their camera in the hands of six to seven... inebriated individuals. So, we found a safe way to gather all the jokes we crack (Crack! hehehe...) and the shananagans that we get ourselves into. We will be using no real names (we all have to find jobs, eventually (except Mané)), but we are known as...

wait for it (or don't wait, just read it)

THE BABY ANGLES!!

Sorry, I´m, a bit tipsy...Can't find the backspace. Yes, I know, it's 6 in the afternoon, you wanna make something of it??

THE BABY ANGLES!!!

FUCK!! ANGELS, IT'S BABY ANGELS, ALRIGHT?

ENJOY.

Or don't. We don't give a fuck. We think we´re pretty funny and imaginative.