MTV or WTF

Here I was at boraki, enjoying my unemploymentability (yeah, it’s a word, google that shit!) and as usual, MTV was on (you know MTV – Moronic Teen’o Vision), and I couldn’t help to notice that they play very little music, nowadays. Instead, all you see are these pseudo-reality shows that you just have to watch out of morbid curiosity. This is your face while you are watching:



or this:



or even this:

WTF indeed!! What does Date my Mom have to do with music? Or anything? Who the hell comes up with these ideas? And who watches them? These were the questions that puzzled me at the time. I started thinking: What will they think of next? Well, I'll tell you what they’ll think of next:

Here are some concepts for shows that I wouldn’t be surprised to see on the Eew! Sick! Television (had to put that one in, too)! It should give you a general outline of what we’re to expect from tomorrow’s kids. They are all pretty much self explanatory.

1-Smell My Underwear
2-Smell My Parent’s Underwear
3-Smell My Underwear Extreme
4-Sodomize My Girlfriend
5-Sodomize My Boyfriend
6-Pop My Cherry
7-A Slap At Love
8-Doing The Band
9-Come Here Kid, Taste This
10-Date The Hobo On My Street
11-Unemployed, Overaged And Desperate
12-Ps. You’re A Freak!
13-Spunkd
14-Talent Gets You Nowhere, Baby!
15-Stupid and Stupider

Feel free to post some suggestions of your own!
Peace out!